The Zimbabwe Tyrant who has been president of Zimbabwe since 22 December 1987 is known for some funny quotes. Here are some of his quotes on racism:
1. Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres.
2. Racism will never end as long as we still wash first white clothes, then other colours later.
3. Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and WHITE for peace!
4. Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to the funerals.
5. Racism will never end as long as those who don't pay their bills are blacklisted not white listed. Even when playing the pool (snooker), you haven't won until you sink the black ball, and the white ball must remain on the field.
BUT I DON'T CARE, SO LONG AS MY TOILET SEAT IS WHITE AND I'M STILL USING THE WHITE TOILET PAPER... I'M STILL FINE!
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